(Apologies to Don McLean)
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how
Facebook would make me smile
And I hoped I could find a way
That I could make somebody's day
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But then the site would make me shiver
With every meme it would deliver
Sad news on my laptop
I always hoped it would stop
I don't know when I felt the need
To get a handle on my feed
Seems like it went all to seed
The day that Facebook died
So why, why Mr. Zuckerburg, why?
I'd like to fix it 'cause I miss it but I'm just a small fry
And monetization is what makes it all fly
Maybe this'll be the day Facebook dies
This'll be the day Facebook dies
